Shravan's B'day Poem :) (9 Aug 2007)

Pankaj's and Gurvinder's B'day poem (12 July 2007)

Bari barsi khatan gaya si, Khat ke leyanda Meat,
Oye Lunch da aave mazaa jaddon mile double sanu Treat!!!

Bari barsi khatan gaya si, Khat ke leyanda Bandar,
Oye aaj do-do B'day hain, Ek Pankaj ek Gurvinder!!!

Bari barsi khatan gaya si, Khat ke leyanda Aaloo,
Pankaj lagda seedha hai par Gurvinder lagda hai Chaalu!!!

Bari barsi khatan gaya si, Khat ke leyanda Lauki,
Gurvinder confirm ho hi gaya, ab Pankaj reh gaya baaki!!!

Bari barsi khatan gaya si, Khat ke leyanda Takiya,
Donon saade GD ne, kaam karde bahut hi Vadhiya!!!

Bari barsi khatan gaya si, Khat ke leyanda Pajaami,
Oye aande jaande kudiyan nu dono takde swere te shaami!!!

Bari barsi khatan gaya si, Khat ke leyanda Achaar,
Lunch pe hum jaayenge kal, kyonki aaj koi laya nahin Car!!!

Amitabh's Farewell song - Not written by me :)

Aey Genpact...chal maan ja,
Is baat ko...pehchaan ja,
Jo aata hai...woh jaata hai,
Jaldi se...ab maan ja!

Kuchh aate hain, kuchh jaate hain,
Kuchh baatein batlaate hain,
Kuchh samajh samjhaate hain...

Arre kuchh bheja bhi toh khaate hain...yaar!

Aey Genpact...chal maan ja,
Is baat ko...pehchaan ja,
Jo aata hai...woh jaata hai,
Jaldi se...ab maan ja!

Jo jayega woh bhi achha hai,
Jo aayega woh bhi achha hai,
Jo pehla tha woh bhi achha tha,
Jo ab hai woh bhi achha hai!

Arrey apun ko kya, koi aaye koi jaaye
Bas tees taareekh ko apni...Salary aa jaaye...

Aey Genpact...chal maan ja,
Is baat ko...pehchaan ja,
Jo aata hai...woh jaata hai,
Jaldi se...ab maan ja!

Aansu wasu chhod..chal taali de na yaar...
Arrey taali de na yaaaaar!

In the Genpact...all over India
We are the guys...we are the guys...

In the Genpact...all over India
We are the girls...we are the girls...

(This was sung on the occasion of Amitabh's farewell)

Subhabrata's B'day poem (28June07)

Hamaara pyara Shubo,

Aamader shona re Shubo,

Tomar B'day aaya aaj,

Toh mil ke kaatein shobai cake,

pooroi korbe hum yeh kaaj!!

Aamader shona re Shubo!

Tu toh khele khoob hi game,

korbe "sutte" aar "Beer" se prem,

Orkut pe saara time,

Tumi maaro ladki pe line,

Aamara sab kuchh jaani,

Tomar ulti seedhi kahani!

Hamaara pyara Shubo,

Aamader shona re Shubo,

Ab tu Aamader diye de treat,

Varna sab milke denge tujhko peet! :)

Bhogobaan korun tui jeebone aunek Sneh paash!!! :)

Senti Poem for Anil's Farewell :) (May 2007)

Kaamyaabi tere saath hai,
Tu peechhe mud kar mat dekh!
Hum sab tere saath hain,
Tu peechhe mud kar mat dekh!

Parvaton ki oonchai ho,
Nadiyon ki gehraayi ho,
Inse ab tu na ghabra,
Aage badne se na katra,
Teri himmat ban kar hum khade hain,
Tu peechhe mud kar mat dekh!

Kuchh raahein aisi mil jaati hain,
Jab mushkil chun ne mein aati hai,
Maana is mein kathinayi hai,
Par yeh jeevan ki sacchai hai,
Un raahon par bhi hum milenge,
Tu peechhe mud kar mat dekh!

Aayengi ab nayi manzilein,
Milega ek naya kafila,
Jaane kitnon se ab tu milega,
Par hum sa nahin koi milne waala,
Duayein ban kar tere saath chalenge,
Tu peechhe mud kar mat dekh!

Sukhda's B'day Poem (May 2007)

Shyam's B'day Poem (May 2007)

Anil's Farewell poem (May 2007)

Ja Ja Oriye chal Oriye,

Ja Ja hun ab ki sochiye,
Sify-ye di gali hun chal chaliye,
Genpact di gali hun bhul chaliye,
Chal saath hun chaliyeeee.......
towards the pantry door!
Chal chaliye...
Aa lunch hum kara dein,
Chal chaliye...
Teri farewell kara dein!!

Dash tu toh banata sahi splash hai,
Ki tune, toh poori yahaan aish hai,
bhaasha teri toh hoti badi mast hai,
Hindi ka suraj toh poori tarah ast hai, :)
Tujhe Meatzza hum khila dein.....
Chal chaliye....

Paan ki dukaan ki teri badi shaan hai,
Sutte ko chhor ke kiya kaam mahaan hai,
ST pe saheliyon se gappe bhi toh kari hain,
Tere in kisson ki toh list kaafi badi hai!
Tera murder hum kara dein.... :))
Chal chaliye...
towards the pantry door!!!!

Preethi's B'day poem (May 2007)

Poem for Rashi Kapoor's b'day (Feb 2007)

IDiyon mein ID aur Revieweron mein Reviewer,
Karte hain woh apna har Kaam Kompletely aur Kilear,
Ab aaya hai budday toh hum bhi dikhayenge,
Hai tayar apna bhi Training na sahi b'day ka Calendar!

Kya kaha ab bhi samjhe nahin??
Jaante toh aap sabhi unhein hain zarooooor,
Ooooooo Oooooo Huzooooor,
Woh hai woh hai Raaashi Kapooooor! :)
Aur haan.....
Lenge lenge treat hum Zarooooooooooooor!!!! :D

Rajneesh's B'day Poem (March 07)

Tere GD ke matwale , har skill ko hamara salaam!
Tere creative aur artistic talent ko hamara salaam!
Birthday ab aaya hai...
Toh wishes yeh laaya hai...
Sone sone tere sone har hunar ko salaam!!

Salaam-e-eesh eesh eesh...
Happy B'day to Rajneesh!!!

Independence day celebration (Aug 2004)

Poem for Jyotika's B'day mail (May 07)

Heeeyyy..Barista ke Counter chaleeiiin,
Jahan....Coffee ki treat mileyyy,
Aise hi aapke aate rahein B'days,
Aur hum...aise hi aish kareeiiin!!

Chahe ho koi project ya koi,
mushkil sa task miley,
tension nahin hai humko toh koi,
Hamein Aapka support mileeyyy!!

Karte hain hum toh koshish ye poori,
saare Targets achieve karein,
Saath hi karte hain yeh bhi dua ki,
Rahe salaamat aapka wallet, aur.......

...hum....Barista ke Counter chaleeiiin,
Jahan....Coffee ki treat mileyyy!! :))
Aise hi aapke aate rahein B'days,
Aur hum...aapko wish yeh kareeiiin....
A very very Happy Birthday to Jyotika!

Ntini...Chala jayega toh...Nitin's Farewell (May 07)

Tu kal chala jayega toh,
hum kya karenge...
Tu kal hi bhaag jayega toh,
Team lunch kab karenge?? :(

Breakfast mein choori agar hogi toh,
hum kisko khilayenge...
Hum lunch bhi agar layenge toh,
kisko khilayenge?? :(

Jab camera hum sab layenge toh,
kisko kheechenge...
Aur Bay 10 mein koi dikhegi toh
Kisko chidhayenge?? :(

Jab hum sab trip par jayenge toh,
Massage kiski karenge...
Aur Townhalls jab bhi aayenge toh,
Kisko nachaayenge?? :(

Jab Cory se kaam aayega toh,
kis se karayenge...
Aur ab apne bay mein hum sab,
Ntini kisko kahenge?? :(

Tu kal hi bhaag jayega toh,
Team lunch kab karenge?????? :((

So, we all are going out for lunch tomorrow!!!! :)

Ankul uncle Ankul uncle....Ankur's Treat (Nov 06)

Ankul uncle Ankul uncle treat de do,
EMS ka letter aaya treat de do,
Hum pyare pyare bachche hain,
Dost tumhare sachche hain,
TREAT DE DO!

Aapki kya tareef karein,
Experienced bahut tum lagte ho,
Content aur Context change karke,
Matlab be-matlab kar dete ho,
Kaam toh badiya karte ho,
Busy bahut hee lagte ho,
Phir bhi saara din sametime pe,
Chat kis se karte ho?????????????

Pyar bhari request ke baad bhi,
Genuine smile nahi dete ho, :-(
Pepsi/Coffee pee pee [;o)] kar,
Dil ki pyaas bhujhate ho :-)
Karte hain hum yahi duyaein,
Tumhara beda paar ho,
Aane wale time mein,
Aage peeche PROJECTS ki bharmaar ho!

Ankul uncle Ankul uncle ab toh de do!!!

Poem for Abhishek Chhabra (May 07)

Bade Bade deshon mein aise Bade Bade B'day aate rehte hain!!

Toh kya hua, agar aap US mein hain,
Toh kya hua, agar hum India mein hain,
Toh kya hua, agar aap DLL mein phanse hain,
Toh kya hua, agar aap kuchh zyada hi busy hain,
Toh kya hua, agar aapko hum wahan na milen,
Toh kya hua, agar humein yahan aapse treat na mile,
Apni team par bharosa toh hai na...Hamari mail ko dekho aur phir kaho...Kuchh Nahin hota! :)Par aaj toh kuchh hai... And your team wishes you a very Happy Birthday!!
(Toh kya hua, agar yeh poem SRK se inspired hai toh :))

Saral's B'day Poem (May 07)

Don ka Birhtday toh 11 mulkon mein manaya jaata hai..

Toh phir hum peechhe kyon rahein???

Ab yeh samajhna mushkil nahin bahut hi Saral hai,

Saral sa hi woh insaan hai,

Scripting jiski Saral nahin kafi mahaan hai,

Saral si yeh baat hai,

Saral sa hi uska naam hai,

Saral si hi treat ka sawaal hai

Saral saral mein peom ban gayi, Kamaal hai!!

Saralta se samjhayein toh baat yeh hai ki,

Don ka Birthday bhoolna mushkil hi nahin NAMUMKIN hai!!!!

So...Wish you a Very Happy Birthday Saral! :)

Sam completed 3 years in Genpact :)

Sam hamari saheli hai
lagti ek paheli hai
pehle woh akeli thi
ab hone wali dukeli hai
kitno ke dil todeli hai
disneyland jane ko mareli hai
par ankur ki nazar lageli hai
isliye booking nahin ho reli hai
Dimaag se thodi hateli hai
phir bhi ID bahut kareli hai
teen saal se yahin padeli hai
is khushi mein aaj woh sumit ke saath...

treat de reli hai!!!

(This is written by the whole team..me, ridhima, nitin...)

Ke hUm pArdesI hO gAyE...Akur's Treat :) (Apr 07)

Hum to chale LA ke hum pardesi ho gaye
chhoota apna bay ke hum pardesi ho gaye

Desi Projects se huye bore, ke hum Firangi ho gaye ;-)
Babes se hoga mel, sapno mein abhi se kho gaye......

Pizza, burger khayenge, hum to roti bhool gaye
Lassi, coffee chhod ke ab sab Whisky ho gaye

chhoota apna bay ke hum pardesi ho gaye
So Ankur, kaal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab

Kal tu pardesi hoyega, to treat karega kab???????????

Ke hUm pArdesI hO gAyE...Akur's Treat :) (Apr 07)

Hum to chale LA ke hum pardesi ho gaye
chhoota apna bay ke hum pardesi ho gaye

Desi Projects se huye bore, ke hum Firangi ho gaye ;-)
Babes se hoga mel, sapno mein abhi se kho gaye......

Pizza, burger khayenge, hum to roti bhool gaye
Lassi, coffee chhod ke ab sab Whisky ho gaye

chhoota apna bay ke hum pardesi ho gaye
So Ankur, kaal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab

Kal tu pardesi hoyega, to treat karega kab???????????

G G G G GB... DJ's GB Treat (Apr 07)

A B C D E F G G G ji ji ji....
G G G G GB,
Ki Ki Ki Ki Kiya
DJ tune GB clear kar liya!!!

Tune jo kiya,
Woh toh kisi ne na kiya,
1.5 ghante mein hi
Poora Exam de diya!!!!

Waah waah waah bhaiya...
Yeh toh bahut hi badiya!

Isi khushi mein fir tune
Faisla yeh kiya.....
B B B B B B B B B....Barista!!!!! @ 3 PM today!

Meli GB clearance ki treat mein jalool jalool aana - DJ

Arre bhai Arre bhai Arre Arre...Chhabhi GB treat :) (Apr 07)

Arre bhai Arre bhai Arre Arre,
Ho gayi hai PAAS, apni Chhabi Khare! :)

Padti thi din raat woh,
Mehnat bhi woh khoob kare!
Kabhi CD, Kabhi Book, aur
Kabhi Websites woh surf kare!
Sapnon mein bhi dikhe exam,
Uthti thi woh dare dare!
Tension mein peeti thi coffee,
Barista mein hi pade pade!

Finally woh din tha aaya,
Jiski wait mein sab mare mare!
Exam toh diya hai usne,
japte japte hare hare!!

Arre bhai Arre bhai Arre Arre,
Ho gayi hai PAAS (GB Exam), apni Chhabi Khare!!
Isi khushi mein ho kar paagal,
TREAT woh humko Kare Kare!!!! :))

Hamari pyari 'Sam'iya banegi Dulhaniya - Bridal Shower (Jan 2007)

Hamari pyari 'Sam'iya banegi Dulhaniya
Saj ke aayenge ke OJ raja
Ankur bhaiya bajayega baaja ;-)

O oo o ooooo oooooooo

Solah Shringaar apni 'Sam'iya karegi
laal gulabi kapdon mein saja karegi (P.S. Sam doesnt like pink)
Saasu maa aur sasur ji ki seva karegi
meva* khayenge OJ raja ;-)
Nitin, DJ bajayenge baaja

O oo o ooooo oooooooo

Disneyland chhod ke ab Mauritius jayegi
Saiyyan ji ki baahon mein woh jhoola jhoolegi
Masti* ke Moods* mein jaane kya kya karegi
fir to dono ka bajega band baaja!!!!!!!
O oo o ooooo oooooooo
Ankur bhaiya bajayega baaja ;-)

(This poem was written by Me, Ridhima, Nitin, and Chhabi)

Richa's B'day Poem (Aug 2005)

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Rich in talent aur bahut samajhdaar,
Storyboards likhne mein hoshiyaar,
Iski baatein hain mazedaar,
With beautiful smile and oonche vichaar,
Help karne ko sabki always tayyar,
Yeh hai apni Richa yaar!

Shravan's B'day (Aug 2005) :)

Hyderabad aur uski Biryani,
Ram Gopal Verma, A R Rehman, and Mani,
All are in his dream Company!

Dekhte hain Shahrukh ki har film Dil Se...
Chahe Bhoot ho ya Vartmaan,
Rahein yeh Swades ya Pardes,
Chale inka bas toh dekhein har Roj-a movie phir se...
Is Darr se ke yeh movie CDs...
Kal ho na ho!!

Charcha hai is baat ka from Bombay to Shakkarpoor,
Naach uthte hain dekh ke yeh har film of Nagesh Kuknoor,
Aise hain yeh Yuva Sarkaar
Yeh hain hamare R3 Kumar!!! (Ramu, Rehman, Ratnam)

Ve-er Zaraa milte hain inse at 3:30 PM today!

For Fundoo Friday :) (Jan 2004)

Poems created in office

In my long tenure in GE or GECIS or Genpact, I, sometimes with the help of my team members, wrote a loooot of poems for various occasions. I thot why not keep them all at one place. So, here is the place!! Enjoy! :)