Saturday, November 29, 2008

Anupma's B'day Poem - 17th Nov 2008

Haule haule...haule haule!!
Haule haule se woh Genpact aaye
Haule haule Bay26 mein aaye
Haule haule phir Hydbd aaye...haan...
Haule haule badi door chale gaye
Haule haule Singapoor chale gaye :)
Haule haule saadi treat vi le gae...haan...

Ab sabra karenge yaar...
Jaane kab milenge yaar...
Chal es nu chhad tu yaar ....aaye aise din zindagi mein baar baar
Happy birthday to you yaar Anu G, Happy birthday to you yaar! :)

Bay26 ab door hai itni...
Mushkil hai koi treat yun milni!! :(
Hum sab ab sochte yeh hi...
Kaash mails par treat bhi hoti...!
Kuchh aisi ab technique aaye...
Attachment mein coffee aaye! :D
Chahe kitna koi door phir jaaye...
Treat ki tab na chinta sataye! :)
Chalo es nu chhad do yaar Anu G....hun kuchh apni sunao yaar...!!
Kaise Birthday manaoge yaar Anu G, Kya humko karoge yaad? :)
Many Many Happy Returns of the Day!From Bay 26! :)

Ajay Singh's B'day Poem - 8 Nov 2008

Yeh Genpact ka dekho saath nibhata chala gaya,
Har cheez ko scripting se banata chala gaya!! :)

Aaye jo yeh office mein phir toh ghar ko bhool jaaye...
haan yeh ghar ko bhool jaaye........
Office ko dekho ghar yeh banata chala gaya!
Har cheez ko scripting se.......

Scripting aur designing mein ab na fark reh gaya,
haan na fark reh gaya.....
Har GD ko bhi yeh scriptor banata chala gaya! :)
Har cheez ko scripting se...

Offsite mein khaane peene ki koi tension nahin ise...
haan koi tension nahin ise...
Bas...Cigarette aur beer se kaam chalata chala gaya! :)
Har cheez ko scripting se...

Barista ki hogi treat tum yeh bhool na jaana...
haan tum bhool na jaana...
Bay26 toh iski yaad dilata chala gaya! :)
Har cheez ko scripting se...

Wish you a very very happy (belated) birthday Double Singh
urf Ajay!! :) -From Bay26

Suneeta's B'day Poem - 14 Oct 2008

Yeh... tumhara Happy Birthday,
Hamesha yun hi aata rahe!!!
Aur hum... tumko Happy Birthday,
Hamesha yun hi wish karte rahein!!

Aur phir ho jaaye ek achhi Treat ki baat
Baaton se hi hogi phir treat ki shuruaat!!
Phir kahin Lunch pe leke hum sabko tum le chalo
Jo sab ko ho pasand woh restaurant bhi chun lo :)
Yeh... tumhara Happy Birthday,
Hamesha yun hi aata rahe!!!

Yeh...Tumhari poori life, hamesha yun hi... Happy rahe..
Aur hum sabhi mil ke...yeh hi bas kehte rehein...
Mil jaayein tumko "W" ke kurte kayi,
Aur aa jaayein tumhein cakes ki recipes nayi!
Taki...mile humko cakes khaane ke mauke kai!!!!! :)
Yeh... tumhara Happy Birthday,
Hamesha yun hi aata rahe!!!
Wish you a very very Happy Birthday Suneeta!!- From Power Rangers!

Chhabi's B'day Poem - 30 Sept 2008

Kabhi kabhi toh Chhabi ab dekho office aati hai,
Kabhi kabhi hi Chhabi ab aakar yun batiyati hai,
Aise mein koi kaise usko bol de aur keh de khush ho ke
Ke bina treat ke ab kaise everything gonna be okay :)

Kabhi kabhi toh hamein milta hai ek mauka milne ka,
Kabhi kabhi hi toh milta hai dekho mauka kuchh poems likhne ka,
Aise mein phir kaam ko bhool jaaye aur keh dein khush ho ke,
Ke Chhabi may you have a long life and a fun-filled birthday!!!

Woh toh hai hum sabmein dekho kitni quiet si,
Karti hai saara kaam woh aur rehti hai cool bhi,
Har dum yun hi khush raho karte hain wish yahi,
Ke Chhabi maano tum ya maano na,
Bay26 loves you really!! :)
Wish u Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday!
Na aana office mein ya karna WFH today! :))
Ke Chhabi may you have a long life and a fun-filled birthday!!!
Happy Happy Birthday from BAY26! :)

Very cute poem from Ankur on my b'day!! :)


Shirshak - Charu ka Janamdin
Saprasang Vakhya Prastoot hai:
Charu Jee Charu Jee
Yeh achi Baat Nahin Hai Jee
Apne Janamdin par kara rahe ho deemag ke mehnat Jee
Dhamki bhi de dali hai,
darr darr ke deemag chal raha Jee
Itna hai aapka daar,
meine likh de dale yeh wahiyat liney Jee
Charu Jee Charu Jee
Janamdin Mubarak ho Jee!

My b'day card from Ggn offc :)


My Birthday poem - From My Hydbd offc team :)


ek punjaban, kudi punjaban...
kudi pataka, birthay hai aaj heee...
Sona Sona, TREAT AAJ HONA!
Sona Sona, dil na todna!

Fair & lovely review karti, team zara ghabarati,
Dil di lekin mas'tich hai woh, picture hame dikhati.

Tenu style nirala, oye shava!
Ab treat dila ja, oye shava!
Sirf coffee da pyala...nai chalne wala.
Team chaida le jaye tu aaj VANILAAA...

Sona Sona, TREAT AAJ HONA!
Sona Sona, DIL NA TODNA!

Wish you a very Happy Birthday Charu! - From Power Rangers!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Jaya's B'day poem - 15 Sep 2008

Ek ladki jo scriptor hai...
Rehti busy woh din bhar hai...
Kare WFH woh ab toh...
Rahe ghar par hi ab toh...
Tum hi kaho yeh koi baat hai!!!!

Trainings kitni woh leti hai...
Cooking bhi badiya karti hai...
Second MT mein aaye..
Aur cookies na khilaye...
Tum hi kaho yeh koi baat hai!!!

Kahan chalna hai yeh bata do tum..
Hum sab ko treat ab de do tum...
Ab b'day koi aaye...
Hum Barista na jayein...

Tum hi kaho yeh koi baat hai!!!

if (today==15September) {
Bay26_Treat = true;
Treat_bill = Jaya_wallet;
}
Jaya...am sure yeh theek hai na!! :D

Wish you a very very Happy B'day Jaya!! :)

Murali Menon's B'day poem - 11 Sept 2008

Koi chahe course le lo,
koi bhi image poochho,
Kisi bhi course ka tum koi bhi sawaal poochho,
EHS ki team ke hain wonderful SME yeh wallah...
Bade miyan bade miyan...Murali miyan subhaanallaah!!


Yeh toh jo kaam karein, hamein hairan karein...
15-20 conversions, yeh toh subah-shaam karein :)
Kaam hum kar ke inhein, de dein for review agar...
Kuchh bhi bach na sake, itni hai tez nazar!
Audio-Video ki, koi bhi editing ho,
Chutki mein kar denge, chahe jo bhi format ho!
EHS Library chhap gayi hai mind mein hi....!!!!!
Chalte phirte hain bhai apne Google yeh wallah!! :D

Bade miyan bade miyan...Murali miyan subhaanallaah!!!

Wish you a very Happy Birthday Murali Menon! :)

Neelima's B'day Poem - 10 Sept 2008

Lakdi ki kaathi,
Kaathi pe Ghoda...
Humne toh enthu,
dikhaya tha thoda!
par.....chhoda chhoda chhoda chhoda
usne....Scriptor bana kar hi chhoda!! :(

Hum toh pahunche room mein
Kuchh samajh mein na aayi,
Scripting ne hum sab ki
hajamat woh banaaayi!!!!
Takbak takbak takbak takbak!
Neelima se iskaaa,
hum badla lenge poora!! :)
Tagdi si treat ho jaaye,
Chaahe kitna bhi bill aaye!!!

Takbak takbak takbak takbak!
Lakdi ki Kaathi,
Kaathi pe Ghoda...
Aao milkar ab toh wish bhi hum kar dein thoda!! :)

Wish you a very Happy Birthday Neelima!

Ridhima's B'day poem - 7th Sept 2008

Ek achhi si treat ka bill...na na na na na na na
Apne doston ki mehfil...na na na na na na na
Ya hotel mein ho dinner...Saath mein hon hubby dear ;)
...na na na na na na na
Koi pyara sa surprise gift....Chalegi koi diamond ki ring :)
Kal 7 september ko Ridhima ne socha...
Kya treat main doongi....aur....mera Gift kya hoga????...
na na na na na na na :)

Barista ki apni treat...
na na na na na na na
ab lagti hai incomplete...
na na na na na na na
Bay26 ka apna Gang...hota tha solid sa Bang...
na na na na na na na
Pichhle saal ka cake cutting...yaad hai hamein ab bhi woh din....
Kal 7 september ko Ridhima ne socha...
Kya tab ki baat thi...aur...kya ab hai hona!!...
na na na na na na na

Wish you a very very Happy Birthday Rids!! ....from Bay26!

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Gurvinder's farewel poem - 26 Aug 2008

Ja ja ja...Gurvinder Ja ja ja!
Genpact ki galiyon ko chhor ke aur kahin ab ja!
Naye office mein apne liye new Bay26 dhoond le ja! :)

Yahan ka office jaisa bhi ho,
Hum sabke liye yeh khaas hai,
22 ya 90b ho,
hum sabke dil ke paas hai!
Maggi, paraanthe, aur woh chaaaaaaiiiii, haaan....
Maggi, paraanthe, aur woh chaaaaaaiiiii...bhool nahin jaana!
Gurvinder Ja ja ja....Gurvinder Ja ja ja!
Naye office mein apne liye new Bay26 dhoond le ja!

Jahan bhi ja tu,
best wishes hum sabki tere saath hainnnn...
Aaj yahan par aakhiri din hai,
jab tu hum sabke saath hai...
Apni friendship bhool na jaanaaaaaa.....haaan,
Bay26 ko bhool na jaana....na jaane phir kab ho aana!
Gurvinder Ja ja ja....Gurvinder Ja ja ja!
Naye office mein apne liye new Bay26 dhoond le ja!

Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost

Jaane se pehle....Bay26 group will have the lunch together at 22a cafeteria....Nandu ji ki farmayish par! :)

Pavan's B'day Poem - 23 Aug 2008

Woh hai is team mein,
EHS team mein,
WD kamaal hai...
GD bhi naal hai...
2-in-1 hai apna woh ji,
waah waah waah waah!
Aaya hai B'day uskaaa....
Pavan hai naam uskaa!

Mil ke hum jayenge,
Kahin toh jayenge,
Vennela se bore ho gaye,
Kahin Dhaabe mein jayenge...
Abhi toh busy hain...
Next week ka muhurat hai badhiyaaaaa.....
Treat kahan hai bataaa....
O Pavan.......Treat kahan hai bataaaa!!!! :)
Wish you a Belated Happy Birthday Pavan!

Ramu's B'day Poem - 10 Aug 2008

Arz kiya hai...zara dhyan se sun-na!
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Kal tha Ramu ka b'day yaar!
Up above the world so high,
Hum saare milkar aaj manaayein!!
Is baat par arz kiya hai....
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
God aapki life ko khushiyon se kar de fill!
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
Aisa mile koi aapko clown,
Jo bhar de life with laughter!
Aur is mauke par Gaalib ne kaha hai.....
Baba Black sheep have you any wool...
Star of the month the aap,hum kaise jaayein bhool!!
One treat is due for that...
and one for today...
Kahan le ke jaayenge aap...
Jaldi tell us the day! :)
Belated Happy Birthday Ramu!

Shravan's B'day Poem in Hyderabadi style - 7 Aug 2008

Hyderabad mein aake oono,
Kitta Happy ho ja rayien,
hum logaan bhi saath mein unke...
Aaj Hyderabadi ho ja rayien!

Charminaaran dekh ke oono,
pehle toh khush ja rayien,
phir thode hi dinaan mein dekho
phir se CP CP gaa rayien!


Itta time se GE mein the,
Ab microsoft mein ja rayein,
Idhar bhi oono sab ko dekho
Sharhrukh ka path pada rayein!!

Dilli mein kitta yaad kare oono,
Apan ko bhi kitta bata rayein,
Paradise-aan ki biryaani dekho
Ab kitta majje se khaa rayein!


Kitte din se bol raye oono,
Potti kyun nahin pata rayein
Abhi toh shaadi kar lo miyaan
Kitta time laga rayein!! :)


Bay26 ke saath manaya oono,
Ab Hyderabad mein aa gayein,
Apan bhi unka Happy b'day dekho
Hyderabadi ishtyle mein mana rayein!

Bay26-aan ka saare logaan tumko Haapy B'day bol rayein Shravan!! :D

Sridevi's B'day Poem - 2 Aug 2008

Saturday ko tha...
Sri ka b'day yaar
Bhool gaye lekin...dekho Hum aur tum... :(
Chak dhum dhum, Chak dhum dhum, Chak dhum dhum, CHAK!


Badal jhuka jhuka sa hai,
Treat bhi ruka-ruka sa hai...
Kya tumne socha batana,
Lo hum hi kar dein ishaara...
Aise mausam mein Coffee mil jaye,
Barista mein aaj,
Toh aa jaaye mazaa...!!
Chal phir toh, chal phir toh, chal phir toh...CHAL! :))
Hope you had a wonderful day Sri!

Santosh's B'day Poem - 28 July 2008


Bachna jaye dekho...
Lo woh aa gaya,
Apni team mein ek aur
B'day aa gaya!!
Javascript ka master hai woh,
Coding mein hai uski apni ada....hey ho!


Kaam woh quickly karta hai,
Par style hai uska nirala.....
Work from home mile toh,
Lunch kha ke so jaana! :))
Flash scripting se pareshaan
Woh toh hai movies ka Deewana....
Telugu, hindi, English movies...
sab ka woh hai Encyclopedia...hey ho!

Bachna jaye dekho...Santosh aa gaya!
Apni team uska B'day aa gaya!! :)
A very very Happy B'day Santosh!

Rishu's B'day Poem - 12th July 2008

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11...
12 July
12 ko tha Birthday Rishu ka, arre bhai
Aaj chalo de dein badhayi!!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6......
12 ko uska B'day tha aaya,
13 ko beech mein Sunday aaya,
14 ko aayi woh office mein jab,
Uske liye hum sabne gaaya....
Happy B'Day.......Happy B'day to you hai ji,
O Rishu......Happy B'day to you hai ji!!!!!
15 ko jaayein ya 16 ko hum
17 ko bhi hum ja sakte hain,
18 ka kar ya final yeh tum,
19 ko weekend mein aa sakte hain....
Jaldi se tum.......Jaldi se tum Treat ka banalo Program
O Rishu.....jaldi se banalo program!!!!! :)
Humko tum phir karna Inform....O Rishu....Treat ka kya hai Program!! :)
Wish you a very happy (Belated) Birthday Rishu!!

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Pankaj and Gurvinder's B'day poem - 12July2008

Yeh dono hain alag alag,
Par yeh dono nahin juda juda...
Kaun Guru hai kaun hai chela,
yeh toh bas bhai jaane khuda!

Projects dhoondein dono milke,
koi gori ho ya kaali...
Content mein ho ya finance mein...
Ya koi first floor waali!! :D
Yeh hain apne do Khilaadi...Hain nahin itne anaadi!!!

Bay26 hai lucky dekho....
Do do treats hain aayi...
Ek hum lenge Barista mein...
Aur ek karenge decide!
Dono se milkar lenge hum...
Treat yeh hogi tagdi...
Arre dono hain apne Khilaadi...Hain nahin itne anaadi!! :)

Pankaj te Gurvinder nu verrry Happy Birthday haiga
ji!!! :)
From Bay26 gang!
Dooji treat kitthe deni hai...yeh decide kar ke das dena....assi all are waiting for twada reply.... :)

Anil's B'day poem - 4 July 2008

Hai apna Dash toh Sify mein,
Kahan Genpact woh aayega,
Milegi treat na jaane kab,
Na jaane kab woh aayega!! :)
Tujhe toh hum saare,
Denge yahi dua re,
"Projects" pyare pyare ;)
Milein ab tujhko!
Arre kab tak yeh birthdays tu akele hi manayega?!! :D
Hamein tu yeh batana,
Kahan hai hamein aana,
Jahan pe tu kahega,
Wahan hum aayenge!
Hai Bay26 ki treat yeh due, bata kab tu khilayega?!! :D
Hai apna Dash toh Sify mein,Kahan Genpact woh aayega!!!!
Wish you a very very happy birthday Anil!!!
From Bay26 Gang! :)

Fundoo Friday Splash for Tongue Twister - 27June2008


Saturday, June 14, 2008

Sukhda's B'day Poem - 14 June 2008

Ek Birthday abhi gaya,
Ab Sukhda da B'day aa gaya....
Treat saanu mili jaaye,
Chhedi Chhedi mili jaaye...
(For non-pujabis - Chhedi means - jaldi :))
Apna toh good time aa gaya...
Hun Maujan hi maujan,
Bay26 di maujan hi maujaaaaaaan!!!!!
O Sukkhi saadi enni lambi,
O Sukkhi saadi hai badi changi,
O Sukkhi tainu hum saare kehende,
Dil ton kehende...
Mil jaavein tainu saari duniya di khushiyan,
Aur har time hove....
Maujan hi maujan,
Kul mila ke hovein maujan hi maujaaaaaaaan!!!!
Phir saanu vi kara do...Maujan hi maujaaaaaan :D
Oye har dam happy hove tu, te chamakda rave muqaddar,
Chahe reh tu Faridadbad, Chahe reh tu Jalandhar :))

Shyam's B'day Poem - 12 June 2008

Shyam Singh ka birthday hai aaj mere yaar...
Aao milke usko hum dein wishes hazaar!!!
Jiski "moochhon" ke charche hote subah-shaam,
Woh hai apna Samsung, arre woh hai apna Shyam!!
Titans mein apna yeh rob hai jamaye,
Saara din yeh khud ko phir busy hai dikhaye,
Usko chahe jitna bhi hove aaj kaam,
Bay26 ke longon zara give him aaraam!!
Shyam tujhse treat hum hain lene ko tayaar....
Chahe de tu Friday ko chahe guruwaar! :D
Hum nahin hain bhoole, tu jab bhi lega naam....
Yaad hain Barista ke raste hamein Shyam!

Rupa's B'day Poem - 07 June 2008

Saturday ko hamein khayal aaya,
Kaafi din se cake nahiiiiin khaya....
Saturday ko hamein.....
Is par humne jab yeh socha toh...
Calendar ko gaur se dekha toh...
Usmein humne ek B'day paaya...
Dekh ke jisko man yeh muskaya!!!
Saturday ko hamein......
Woh jo apni team mein ID hai,
Baithe chupchap kuchh na kehti hai....
Us par kitna bhi work-load aaya...
Bina tension ke usne nibtaaya,
Usko always hi humne coool paya!!
Saturday ko hamein....
Mil ke wish hum aaj yeh karte hain...
Wish you looong life...dil ne farmaya!!!
Saturday ko hamein khayal aaya...
Treat ka fir se ek occasion aaya :D
(My Li'l sis gave me the idea and helped me writing this) :)

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Preethi's B'day poem - 4 June 2008

Bright Bright day hai Bhaiya,
Humka mil gaya chance sasura..treat le lo re...
Haan...Bright Bright day hai Bhaiya,
Preethiwa ka b'day pe chance maro re....
Chance maro chance maro...Bay26wa ke people tum treat maango re....
O very, o very, o very happy day hai aaj...B'day treat le lo re!! :)
She is very coooool.....
Oye she is very cool,
Alag hain uske style aur rule!
She is our friend,
Na ho is freindship ka koi end!
Tohre janamdinva pe,
haaaan....tohre janamdinva pe,
Dil deewana wishes hazaar maange re....
Haan...hum toh saare mil ke bhai,
Tohre jaisa freindwa kamaal maange re....!!
Aur....
Tohre favourite hotelwa mein apni treat ki booking bhi saath maangein re.... :D
O very, o very, o very happy day hai aaj...B'day treat le lo re!! :)
Hamaar everyone ka taraf se Preethi Ji ko Janamdin ka bahut bahut Happy Birthday to you hai!!:D

Friday, May 2, 2008

Sujata's b'day poem - 17 April 2008

Aao manayein mil ke ek Janamdin,
Wish hum karenge, yaad yeh rakhna lekin,
Usko wish toh karenge...
Aur saath mein kahenge...
Suzzi Halwa humko khilana har din! :)
Aao manayein mil ke ek Janamdin!
Uski taareef mein ab hum kya kahein...
Uske hard work kaise praise hum karein!!!!
Woh toh har task ko poore dil se kare...
Aur usko pizzas aur coffee milti rahe!! :)
Arre... humko bulaaye huddles mein woh har din! :))
Aao manayein mil ke ek Janamdin!

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

DJ's B'day poem - 16 Apr 2008

Chhota baccha jaan ke tum mat dhokha khaana re.....
D D D D DJ...Apna DJ!
Dikhne mein hai bhola par hum sabka hai nana re....
D D D D DJ...Apna DJ!
Akal se kachha nahin hai voh toh bada sayana re....
D D D D DJ...Apna DJ!
Thode se hi words sabki waat laga de re...
D D D D DJ...Apna DJ! :)

Information saare "Projects" ki yeh dilwa dega, ;)
Khabrein bhi tum kuchh bhi poochho yeh batla dega,
Ek shabd mein poori history tumhein suna dega,
Aaj Tak aur Star news bhi peechhe reh gaye re!! :)
Yeh hai DJ...Saadda DJ!!!!

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Preeta's B'day poem - 8 April 2008

Sabhi ki muskurahaton pe ho nisaar,
Sabhi ki dost hai woh sab hain uske yaar...
Sabhi ke vaaste hai uske dil mein pyaaaar...
Preeta isi ka naam hai!!!! :)
Uski Qualities toh behisaab hain,
Padhne likhne mein voh lajawaab hai!
Chocolates se bhi use pyar hai...
Neend mein bhi poochho toh tayaar hai :)
Ke usko books se bhi bada pyar hai,
Harry puttar uska favourite star hai...
Kisi ko ho na ho hamein toh hai pataaaaa...
Preeta isi ka naam hai!!!!
Many Many Happy Returns of the Day Preeta!!!!!
Very Happy Birthday from Bay 26! :)

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Bhupesh B'day Poem - 23 March 2008

Aaj Bhuspesh ka b'day hai,
Aaj Bhuspesh ka b'day hai,
Bhuspesh ka b'day hai apne Manglu ka b'day hai!
Lagta hai jaise saare Defects ka b'day hai!! :))
Aaj Bhuspesh ka b'day hai!

Tere QA ke charche,
Sabhi darte hain us se!
Kabhi jo tu defect lagaye,
Toh sabki neend udaye!
Kahin tu log na kar de,
hamein yahi chinta sataye!
Sabhi mil ke phir sochein,
Ke kaise tujhe patayein!
Haan kaise tujhe patayein!!
ooooo.... Tu jo kahe toh hum saare tujhe Pizza khilayein!! :D
Aur tu defects ko bhool jaye!
Sabhi tujhe denge duayein!!!!!!
Sabhi tujhe denge duayein!!!!!!
Aaj Bhuspesh ka b'day hai,
Aaj Bhuspesh ka b'day hai,
Bhuspesh ka b'day hai apne Manglu ka b'day hai!
Wish you a very Happy Birthday Bhupesh!
---- From Bay 26! :)

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Ankur B'day poem - 19 March 2008

Hum yahaaN tu vahaaN,
Aur treat hai kahaaN???
Tere b'day pe hum sochte hain yahan...
Tere b'day pe hum sochte hain yahan...
bin tere ab yahan khaayein kyaaaaaa????
Hum yahaaN tu vahaaN,
Aur treat hai kahaaN??? :)
Jab kahin bani koi biryani kahiiiin,
Ya dikhein hamein golgappe kahiiin,
Khushboo aaye gar jalebiyon ki kahiin,
Ya laye Manish kachauriyan jo kabhiiii,
Yaad kar ke tujhe, ...sochte hain yahiiiii.....
Bin tere Haldiram jaayein kyaaaaaaa????? :)
Hum yahaaN tu vahaaN,
Aur treat hai kahaaN???
Teri treats jab yaad aati hain,
toh Barista jaate hain hum,
Bill jo uska dena pade,
Toh Preethi ko bulaate hain hum!!! :D
Ek woh daur tha jab sabhi saath the....
Ab toh faile hain hum kahan kahaaaaan!!!!
Hum yahaaN tu vahaaN,
Aur treat hai kahaaN???
Wish you a very very very very Happy B'day KurKur!!!!!!!
We all miss you here! :)

Mala B'day poem - 6 March 2008

O' Jai jai shiv shankar,
B'day manayein hum milkar,
ke Mala ko hum saare kaheeein....
Tumi khoob enjoy koro,
Amader o enjoy korao,
Aar tumar ae din e khoob khushiyan milein!
Ooo Saun rab di! :)

Apne toh hum sab ko..happy happy kiya hai...
Fundoo Fundoo khelon se entertain kiya hai...
Aage bhi aise hi karte raho har shukrawaaaaaaar!....
saun rab di! :)


1 ya 2, 2 ya 4,
Jitni bhi aap kahoge,
Hum saare utni hi...Treat lene aayenge,
Barrista kaho ya kaho koi 5 staaar!
Hum aayenge.... haan aayenge! :)


Aaj toh shivratri hai, kintu kalke bhaalo khabar (food) niye esho!(Please ask the meaning from Mala, Andy or Sujata :D)
Your team wishes you a wonderful birthday!

Sandhya B'day poem - 21 Feb 2008

Aaj Shukrawaar hai...
Aur hum sab bhi tayyaar hain,
Kal kisi ka birthday tha....
Jo aaya office aaj hai!
Uske skills ke kya kehne,
woh kaafi samajhdaar hai!
Dikhne mein hai chhoti si...
Par Java mein hoshiyaar hai!
De do usko koi bhi task..
She does it quickly, wont take ages...
As rightly said "Good thing comes in small packages!"
Cooking ka bhi hai shauk usko...
Aur Aloo se use pyaar hai! :)
Wish you a Very Happy (Belated) Birthday Sandhya!!

Manish Gupta B'day poem - 1 March 2008

Apni Bay26 se poochhe Nandlaala,
Mera Happy B'day bhai, kyon bhool daala??
Bolein muska saare sun o Nandu baba...,
Humko toh pehle yeh na aapne bataya,
Jaan ke hamein bhi phir yeh raaz samajh mein aaya...
ke,Kyun nahin bataya.....
Treat se bachega tu nahiiiiiiin...oooo o re Nandu baba! :)
Apni Bay26 se kyon parrr tune chhupaaaaya??
Bol Nandu laala!!!!!!... :)
Humne bhi dekh ab toh yaad hai dilaaya,
Maana thode late hain par,
yaad toh hai aaya...
Hum hain bhulakkarrr par magarrrrr...
tune kyon chhupaaaaya?....Bol Nandu laala!!!! :)

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Rihdima's B'day Poem - 7Sept2007

Tumhein pata toh hoga,
Tumhein khabar toh hogi,
Ki aaj kiska B'day hai,
Woh yahin Bay 26 mein hogi,
Heyyyy Ridhima, Ridhiiimaaaa
Heyyyy Ridhima, Ridhiiimaaaa!
Yeh toh chhoti hi sahi
par hai badi hi shaani....dekho na,
Dikhti hai badi bholi si
par hai hum sab ki naani......dekho na,
Kitno ke raaz yeh khole...Riidhiiiimaaa
Heyyyy Ridhima, Ridhiiimaaaa
Yeh toh jaldi jaldi
saara kaam karti hai....dekho na,
Chaahe kitni ho tension
phir bhi dhyan se karti hai....dekho na,
Aisi hai apni....Ridhiiimaaa
Heyyyy Ridhima, Ridhiiimaaaa
Hamari maa, aapki maa, sabki maa Ridhiiimaaa :))
Heyyyy Ridhima, Ridhiiimaaaa
Wish you a very Happy Birthday and Best of Luck for the Exam!
From all of us :)

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Satish's B'day Poem - 08 Jan 2008

One day...tht has come today!
One day....Celebrations day!
One day...hai aaj Birthday!
One day...tht has come today!!
Jo tumne socha...haan wahi hai!
Woh hum mein se hi...haan yahin hain!
For any help...We look upto him!
For great advice...walk upto him!
He is there always...for all of us!!
One Team...is wishing you!
Your Team...is wishing you!
May you...Have a longer life!
And have...A wonderful time!
Aur phir...Humko mile....
One treat that all we need!!! :)
Wish you a very Happy Birthday Satish!!

Manisha's and Shobhit's B'day Poem - 8 & 9 Dec 2007

Weekend par off miley,
Ek nahin...do do!
Unmein phir birthdays aaye,
Ek nahin...do do!
Humne bhi yaad rakhe,
Ek nahin...do do!
Cards bhi phir sign kiye,
Ek nahin...do do!
Milke woh unko denge,
Ek nahin...do do!
Birthday ki wishes denge,
Ek nahin...do do!
And....
Saath mein phir Treat milegi,
Ek nahin...do do! :)
(Vaise hum ek se bhi kaam chala lenge..:))
A Very Happy (Belated) Birthday to Manisha and Shobhit from all of us!!

Aniruddha's Birthday Poem - 25 Nov 2007

Let us solve a Riddle, all of us this Monday...
Guess the name of the person, whose B'day was on Sunday!
_______ is a GD,
_______ is a WD,
_______ is a sporty,
_______ is a Techy!
And, for all our Problems,
He is the only KEY! :)
_______ loves to Travel,
_______ loves to Eat! :)
So, thats makes it easy,
No need to Cheat....
And who is this????
Cheppandi, Cheppandi, Cheppandi!!!
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...
...
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...
...
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Yessssss....you guessed it right...
...
He is Andy, he is Andy, he is Andy! :)
Wish you a Very Happy (Belated) Birthday Andy!!!!

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Holi at Genpact in 2006

It was one of our RnR ceremony in office and we (Grindbreak Team) had the responsibility for organizing it. Holi was around so we planned to do it on a theme of a Hasya Kavi Sammelan. We named it "Bhang de Basanti". :)
For this, mujhe khoob saari poems likhni thi for every award. I managed to write for all, few with the help of some people. Sam, Anupma, Omen, Shailendra, aur Sumit Singla the uske kavi aur kavyitri.
I was the "Sanchalika" of the Kavi Sammelan :)
All these poems were related to our office and the situations around us and were liked by everyone in the office and they still remember that RnR!
Below is the collection of all those poems....

Poem for a Special Award

Papa helped me in writing this poem. Actually he wrote all the lines and I did a few modifications as per our office's lingo. I narrated this poem in the kavi sammelan.

Aur ab baari ek khaas award ki,
Jisko paane ke reasons behisaab hain,
Aur unhein announe karne waale khud Amitabh hain!

Yeh koi mazaak nahin, na hi koi fraud hai,
Pichhli baar se shuru kiya gaya ek naya award hai!

Lekin, us se pehle ek chhoti si information hai,
Aap sab ka is award ke liye nomination hai!
Iske liye kai sting operation chalane pade,
Aur aaj bhi yahan kai chhupe camera lagaane pade!
Unki safalta par aap bhi muskurayenge,
Aur hamara daava hai ki dil khol kar taaliyaan bajayenge!
Humne kaha tha na ki yeh koi mazaak nahin na hi koi fraud hai,
Yeh toh mere doston! "Customer Recognition" award hai!
Toh shaamil ho jaayiye aur ek baar phir se taali bajayiye!
Hidden camera sab kuchh bata raha hai,
Aur kise yeh award milega woh aapke saamne aa raha hai!!

Friday, January 4, 2008

Few line on a Special award

These are the few lines that I wrote immediately 5 min before the program because we didn't know that there was some special award also that is going to be presented. So, when we were told about this, I wrote four lines for introducing this award.

Ab kuchh aisa award hai,
Jiski hamein aaj hi mili hai information!
Aur hum bhi bina wait kiye,
Aap tak laa rahe hain yeh communication!
Suna hai woh award hai bahut hi kamaal,
Aur announce karne aa rahi hain Renu Nagpal!!!

Poem for Team of the Month Award

This poem was everyone's favourite and was narrated by Sambhavika. She was Karchhi Kapoor in this and did a very good job of it! As her name suggests....yeh poem ek recipe hi thi...ek badiya CBT banane ki. :)

Aaiye aaj aapko elearning ki favourite mughlai CBT banana sikhate hain,
Jise hum SIPOC ki chatni aur SODA ke tel mein pakate hain!

Recipe itni mushkil nahin, bahut hi aasan hai,
Aur jo bhi ise banata hai woh apne aap mein mahaan hai!

Iske liye sabse pehle ek achha paka hua manager lein,
Jise thodi der client ke saath halka sa bhoon lein!

Isi se course mein swaad aata hai,
Jise baad mein khud manager apni ungliyaan chaat ker khaata hai!

Phir ek umda kism ka ID lein,
Aur use bada chammach A&D, LNA, Scoping, aur storyboarding ke beech ghol dein!

Ab do chaar swaadanusaar taaze GDs lein,
Jinehin is tayaar ghol mein achhi tarah lapet dein!

Ab in sab ko kuchh samay tak dheere dheere deadlines mein baareek pees lein,
Aur doosri ore kahin se mushkil se paaye jaane wale scriptor ko bhi ghisein!

Agar scriptor na mile toh kisi purane GD se hi kaam chala sakte hain,
Kyunki aajkal toh waise bhi sabhi reuse aur multisikilling hi karte hain!

Yaad rahe! Roz kisi tarah kintana ki baaltiyon ko bhi bharna hai,
Bhai...isi se toh aapko end mein apni dish ko garnish karna hai!

Ab dhyan se ismein FM aur FL ke essence ki bhi 2-3 boondein hi daaliyega,
Varna aapki dish ka swad toh bigdega aur ab tak jo kuchh kiya hai woh dobara karna padega!

Ab tayyaar ho jayein ismein QA ka tadkaa lagana hai,
Aapko uska swaad pasand aaye ya na aaye,
Par course banaane ki is parampara ko bhi toh nibhana hai!

Ismein chhonk zara dhyan se lagayein,
Kahin garma garam defects ki chheetein aap par na aa jayeing!

Bas tayyaar hai aapka lazzatdaar mughlai CBT course,
Jise aap chhod dein raam bharose,
Aur maze se Team of the Month ke nominations mein parosein!!

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Poem for Functional Star WD

Ok....this poem was for the nomination of Functional Star WD and I had written it with the mix of bollywood songs that gives the picture of a WD's situation in our office :)
This was narrated by Omen who was Javabhai Toolswale in the Kavi Sammelan.

Mere paas aao mere doston ek kissa suno.....

Somvaar ka din tha, Khushnuma dopahar thi....
Naukri ki har site par mera CV uploaded the bas ek phone call ki intezaar thi!
Tabhi mobile ki ringtone baji....

Jhalak dhikhla ja, jhalak dikhla ja, ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja....

Maine jhoom ke phone uthaya, aur sun ke ho gaye mere kaan khade...
Bina soche samjhe apni profile uthaaye hum Genpact mein programmer ki job ke liye daud pade!!
Gaadi ke redlight par rukne par side ki car se gaane ki aawaaz sun meri himmat aur badi....

Chal padi chal padi chal padi, teri toh chal padi........

Interview mein unhone Java aur JSP ke saare methods poochh daale....
Hum bhi poore tope the saare jawaab confidently de daale!
10 min ke interview aur 5 ghante ke intezaar ke baad unhone hamara result HR ko thamaya...
Aur 2 ghante baad HR ne jab appointment letter hamare haath mein pakdaya...
Toh na jaane kyon achaanak hi ek gaana hamare dimaag mein aaya....

Golmal hai bhai sab golmal hai.....

Do din ke NHO ke baad jab hamein kaam pe lagaya...
Toh JSP toh door hamein Java ka J bhi nazar nahin aaya!
Humne kaha beta tumne khoob ghumaaya....
Java, JSP pooch ke mujhe xml aur HTML pe kaam karaya!
Aise mein mujhe yahi gaana yaad aaya....

Kya se kya ho gaya, bewafaaaaaaaaaa........

Phir ek din jab hamare US ke programer dost ke phone aaya...
Toh usne kaha ki hum toh dot net aur struts ke blaster hain...
Yeh sun humne bhi seena chaudha kar ke kaha...
Ismein kya badi baat hai, hum bhi yahan CCP master hain!!
Ab use kya pata ki yeh yeh logic toh hamari bilkul hi waste hai...
Yeh CCP aur kuchh nahin Cut Copy Paste hai! :(


Poem for Functional Star GD

This poem was for the nomination of Functional Star GD and I wrote it on the lines of Shahrukh khan's poem in Veer Zaara :)
This was narrated by Shailendra who was Adobe Brushdhar in the Kavi Sammelan.

Main GD No. 9211, 22A ki salaakhon se baahar dekhta hoon...
Apne DAP, QES aur EMS ko Session C mein badalte dekhta hoon!

Roz subah office aakar pichhli shift ke uthne ka intezaar karta hoon...
Aur shaam dhalte hi kisi Bay mein dedicated seat dhoondta hoon!
Woh kehte hain ki tum Graphics creation expert ho...
Phir kyon mujhe specialization karne ko kaha jaata hai??
Subah shaam strech karta hoon...
Phir kyon mujhe chhutti ke din bhi bulaaya jaata hai??
Woh kehte hain "Think Creative" - Har course ki strategy banao....
Arre iske liye time chahiye...kam se kam deadlines toh aage badhao!
Main GD No. 9211, 22A ki salaakhon se baahar dekhta hoon...
Roz shaam 5:30 baje ki cabs ko apni nazron ke saamne jaata dekhta hoon!

Ek hi din mein training hai, meeting hai, Art'e fact bhi hai...
Raat ko ruk kar deliverable bhejna hai, yeh bhi toh fact hai!
Toh main GD no. 9211, in sab ko handle karta hoon...
Roz 5:30 baje ki cab ko apna lakshya banaata hoon!
Woh kehte hain nayi strategy lagao...
Main puraani ko uthata hoon, colors aur icons change kar use naya batlaata hoon!
Main GD no. 9211, jab jab RnR mein aata hoon...
Apna naam har Functional Star GD nominations mein dhoondta hoon!!

Poem for Functional Star ID

This poem was based on the song of Amitabb Bacchan - Main aur meri Tanhayi....
This was for the nominations of Functional Star ID and narrated by Anupma who was Kalma Kumari in the Kavi Sammelan. :)

Main aur mera FL aksar yeh baatein karte hain...
Mere DAP mein yeh hota toh kaisa hota...
Mere Skill Index ka score woh hota toh kaisa hota!
Main A&D mein master hota toh kaisa hota...
Ya khud hi net surfing mein champ hota toh kaisa hota!!
Main aur mera FL aksar yeh baatein karte hain....

Kabhi LNA ki training leta...
Toh kabhi Blooms ke levellon ko rat ta...
Kabhi Magers ki book ke pannon ko palat ta...
Toh kabhi Shanks ki kitaab mein kuchh dhoondta...
Fir Story ki boarding ke baad sochta....
Oye..Content ki outline toh bana leta!
SODA ka review hoga toh kya karoonga....
Kis par star lagaunga aur kaise paas karaunga!!
Aur phir abhi audience ka analysis bhi toh karna hai...
Interface aur graphics toh ban gaye par Macro Strategy par bhi toh discussion karna hai!!
Training ke objectives ko bhi toh CYU se map karaana hai....

In sab ki tension mein main gol gol ghoom gaya...
FL se DAP ka discussion beech mein hi bhool gaya!
Main aur mera FL aksar yeh baatein karte hain....

Poem for New Hire Introduction

I wrote this poem in the style of Surender Sharma...in Haryanvi style. This poem was for the nominations of New Hires in our team. This poem was narrated by Sumit Singla who was Kalandar Verma in the Kavi Sammelan.

Vaa bolyo...
Chal teko award dilaun aur saath mein duniya ki sair karaun!
Yeh sun main toh khushi se jhool gayo...
Aur mera vajan 10 kilo phool gayo!
Main bolyo...
Je kaun sa naya majaak kare hai...
Voting na karayie, is se ab man bahut dare hai!
Mobile se voting ab main ni karta...
Koi aur scheme fansaane ki hai toh bata!
Vaa bolyo...
Dar mat, yeh toh Parichay hai,
Apne jaanne pechaanne walon ko yahan chhor ja...
Aur manchaahe awards le ja!
Par, itta dhyan rakhiyo - ke unka bolne mein achha communication ho...
Aur ek baat aa jaaye to peechha chhorne ka man na ho!
Main bolyo...
Re...aa kaun si badi baat hai...
Bade dinaan se soch reya tha ki un sab ki kis paagalkhane mein thikane lagaungo...
Yahan itta fayada hai toh kal hi..
Apni gharali aur uske rishtedaaron ko yahan chhor jaungo...
Aur khud videsh mein maje udaaungo!!

Introduction for the Hasya Kavi Sammelan

Rangon ke is tyohaar mein,
Talents aur creativity ki bahaar hai!
Genpact Content Solutions ki yeh khoobsurat shaam hai,
Sabhi ki hai jeet yahan, na kisi ki haar hai!
Swaagat hai aapka is hasya kavi sammelan mein,
"Bhang de Basanti" jiska naam hai!!

Saath hain hamare kuchh kavi aur kavyitri,
Aur hamare sehkarmi aevam mitragan tamaam!
Manoranjan hoga bharpoor with awards and mystery,
Bas, dena na aap apni taaliyon ko viraam!!

Aaayiye milte hain unse, jo bade hi khaas hain,
Kalandar Verma hai unka naam aur har sawaal ka jawaad unke paas hai!
Saath hain unke ek kavi jo GDs ke pratinidhi hain,
Aur khud ko unhone Adobe Brushdhar ki upadhi di hai!
Aur woh hain Javabhai Toolswale,
Jo ki ek WD hain aur unke funde hain bade hi nirale!
Ab hai ek ID kavyitri ki baari,
Kalam se hai pyar unhein, naam hai Kalma Kumaari!
Unke saath baithi hain hamari Karchhi Kapoor,
Pakaati hain khoob aur unki recipe aapko hansaayegi bharpoor!
Chaliye, in sab ki Introduction toh maine aapko de di,
Aur main hoon is karyakram ki sanchalika Kirkira Bedi!!