Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Rajneesh's B'day Poem (March 07)

Tere GD ke matwale , har skill ko hamara salaam!
Tere creative aur artistic talent ko hamara salaam!
Birthday ab aaya hai...
Toh wishes yeh laaya hai...
Sone sone tere sone har hunar ko salaam!!

Salaam-e-eesh eesh eesh...
Happy B'day to Rajneesh!!!

Independence day celebration (Aug 2004)


Monday, May 21, 2007

Poem for Jyotika's B'day mail (May 07)

Heeeyyy..Barista ke Counter chaleeiiin,
Jahan....Coffee ki treat mileyyy,
Aise hi aapke aate rahein B'days,
Aur hum...aise hi aish kareeiiin!!

Chahe ho koi project ya koi,
mushkil sa task miley,
tension nahin hai humko toh koi,
Hamein Aapka support mileeyyy!!

Karte hain hum toh koshish ye poori,
saare Targets achieve karein,
Saath hi karte hain yeh bhi dua ki,
Rahe salaamat aapka wallet, aur.......

...hum....Barista ke Counter chaleeiiin,
Jahan....Coffee ki treat mileyyy!! :))
Aise hi aapke aate rahein B'days,
Aur hum...aapko wish yeh kareeiiin....
A very very Happy Birthday to Jyotika!

Ntini...Chala jayega toh...Nitin's Farewell (May 07)

Tu kal chala jayega toh,
hum kya karenge...
Tu kal hi bhaag jayega toh,
Team lunch kab karenge?? :(


Breakfast mein choori agar hogi toh,
hum kisko khilayenge...
Hum lunch bhi agar layenge toh,
kisko khilayenge?? :(


Jab camera hum sab layenge toh,
kisko kheechenge...
Aur Bay 10 mein koi dikhegi toh
Kisko chidhayenge?? :(


Jab hum sab trip par jayenge toh,
Massage kiski karenge...
Aur Townhalls jab bhi aayenge toh,
Kisko nachaayenge?? :(


Jab Cory se kaam aayega toh,
kis se karayenge...
Aur ab apne bay mein hum sab,
Ntini kisko kahenge?? :(


Tu kal hi bhaag jayega toh,
Team lunch kab karenge?????? :((


So, we all are going out for lunch tomorrow!!!! :)

Ankul uncle Ankul uncle....Ankur's Treat (Nov 06)

Ankul uncle Ankul uncle treat de do,
EMS ka letter aaya treat de do,
Hum pyare pyare bachche hain,
Dost tumhare sachche hain,
TREAT DE DO!


Aapki kya tareef karein,
Experienced bahut tum lagte ho,
Content aur Context change karke,
Matlab be-matlab kar dete ho,
Kaam toh badiya karte ho,
Busy bahut hee lagte ho,
Phir bhi saara din sametime pe,
Chat kis se karte ho?????????????


Pyar bhari request ke baad bhi,
Genuine smile nahi dete ho, :-(
Pepsi/Coffee pee pee [;o)] kar,
Dil ki pyaas bhujhate ho :-)
Karte hain hum yahi duyaein,
Tumhara beda paar ho,
Aane wale time mein,
Aage peeche PROJECTS ki bharmaar ho!


Ankul uncle Ankul uncle ab toh de do!!!

Poem for Abhishek Chhabra (May 07)

Bade Bade deshon mein aise Bade Bade B'day aate rehte hain!!

Toh kya hua, agar aap US mein hain,
Toh kya hua, agar hum India mein hain,
Toh kya hua, agar aap DLL mein phanse hain,
Toh kya hua, agar aap kuchh zyada hi busy hain,
Toh kya hua, agar aapko hum wahan na milen,
Toh kya hua, agar humein yahan aapse treat na mile,
Apni team par bharosa toh hai na...Hamari mail ko dekho aur phir kaho...Kuchh Nahin hota! :)Par aaj toh kuchh hai... And your team wishes you a very Happy Birthday!!
(Toh kya hua, agar yeh poem SRK se inspired hai toh :))

Saral's B'day Poem (May 07)

Don ka Birhtday toh 11 mulkon mein manaya jaata hai..
Toh phir hum peechhe kyon rahein???
Ab yeh samajhna mushkil nahin bahut hi Saral hai,
Saral sa hi woh insaan hai,
Scripting jiski Saral nahin kafi mahaan hai,
Saral si yeh baat hai,
Saral sa hi uska naam hai,
Saral si hi treat ka sawaal hai
Saral saral mein peom ban gayi, Kamaal hai!!
Saralta se samjhayein toh baat yeh hai ki,
Don ka Birthday bhoolna mushkil hi nahin NAMUMKIN hai!!!!
So...Wish you a Very Happy Birthday Saral! :)

Sam completed 3 years in Genpact :)

Sam hamari saheli hai
lagti ek paheli hai
pehle woh akeli thi
ab hone wali dukeli hai
kitno ke dil todeli hai
disneyland jane ko mareli hai
par ankur ki nazar lageli hai
isliye booking nahin ho reli hai

Dimaag se thodi hateli hai
phir bhi ID bahut kareli hai
teen saal se yahin padeli hai
is khushi mein aaj woh sumit ke saath...
treat de reli hai!!!

(This is written by the whole team..me, ridhima, nitin...)

Ke hUm pArdesI hO gAyE...Akur's Treat :) (Apr 07)


Hum to chale LA ke hum pardesi ho gaye
chhoota apna bay ke hum pardesi ho gaye

Desi Projects se huye bore, ke hum Firangi ho gaye ;-)
Babes se hoga mel, sapno mein abhi se kho gaye......

Pizza, burger khayenge, hum to roti bhool gaye
Lassi, coffee chhod ke ab sab Whisky ho gaye

chhoota apna bay ke hum pardesi ho gaye
So Ankur, kaal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab

Kal tu pardesi hoyega, to treat karega kab???????????

Ke hUm pArdesI hO gAyE...Akur's Treat :) (Apr 07)


Hum to chale LA ke hum pardesi ho gaye
chhoota apna bay ke hum pardesi ho gaye

Desi Projects se huye bore, ke hum Firangi ho gaye ;-)
Babes se hoga mel, sapno mein abhi se kho gaye......

Pizza, burger khayenge, hum to roti bhool gaye
Lassi, coffee chhod ke ab sab Whisky ho gaye

chhoota apna bay ke hum pardesi ho gaye
So Ankur, kaal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab

Kal tu pardesi hoyega, to treat karega kab???????????

G G G G GB... DJ's GB Treat (Apr 07)

A B C D E F G G G ji ji ji....
G G G G GB,
Ki Ki Ki Ki Kiya
DJ tune GB clear kar liya!!!


Tune jo kiya,
Woh toh kisi ne na kiya,
1.5 ghante mein hi
Poora Exam de diya!!!!


Waah waah waah bhaiya...
Yeh toh bahut hi badiya!


Isi khushi mein fir tune
Faisla yeh kiya.....
B B B B B B B B B....Barista!!!!! @ 3 PM today!


Meli GB clearance ki treat mein jalool jalool aana - DJ

Arre bhai Arre bhai Arre Arre...Chhabhi GB treat :) (Apr 07)

Arre bhai Arre bhai Arre Arre,
Ho gayi hai PAAS, apni Chhabi Khare! :)


Padti thi din raat woh,
Mehnat bhi woh khoob kare!
Kabhi CD, Kabhi Book, aur
Kabhi Websites woh surf kare!
Sapnon mein bhi dikhe exam,
Uthti thi woh dare dare!
Tension mein peeti thi coffee,
Barista mein hi pade pade!


Finally woh din tha aaya,
Jiski wait mein sab mare mare!
Exam toh diya hai usne,
japte japte hare hare!!


Arre bhai Arre bhai Arre Arre,
Ho gayi hai PAAS (GB Exam), apni Chhabi Khare!!
Isi khushi mein ho kar paagal,
TREAT woh humko Kare Kare!!!! :))

Hamari pyari 'Sam'iya banegi Dulhaniya - Bridal Shower (Jan 2007)

Hamari pyari 'Sam'iya banegi Dulhaniya
Saj ke aayenge ke OJ raja
Ankur bhaiya bajayega baaja ;-)


O oo o ooooo oooooooo

Solah Shringaar apni 'Sam'iya karegi
laal gulabi kapdon mein saja karegi (P.S. Sam doesnt like pink)
Saasu maa aur sasur ji ki seva karegi
meva* khayenge OJ raja ;-)
Nitin, DJ bajayenge baaja


O oo o ooooo oooooooo

Disneyland chhod ke ab Mauritius jayegi
Saiyyan ji ki baahon mein woh jhoola jhoolegi
Masti* ke Moods* mein jaane kya kya karegi
fir to dono ka bajega band baaja!!!!!!!
O oo o ooooo oooooooo
Ankur bhaiya bajayega baaja ;-)


(This poem was written by Me, Ridhima, Nitin, and Chhabi)

Richa's B'day Poem (Aug 2005)



Twinkle Twinkle little star,
Rich in talent aur bahut samajhdaar,
Storyboards likhne mein hoshiyaar,
Iski baatein hain mazedaar,
With beautiful smile and oonche vichaar,
Help karne ko sabki always tayyar,
Yeh hai apni Richa yaar!

Shravan's B'day (Aug 2005) :)



Hyderabad aur uski Biryani,
Ram Gopal Verma, A R Rehman, and Mani,
All are in his dream Company!
Dekhte hain Shahrukh ki har film Dil Se...
Chahe Bhoot ho ya Vartmaan,
Rahein yeh Swades ya Pardes,
Chale inka bas toh dekhein har Roj-a movie phir se...
Is Darr se ke yeh movie CDs...
Kal ho na ho!!

Charcha hai is baat ka from Bombay to Shakkarpoor,
Naach uthte hain dekh ke yeh har film of Nagesh Kuknoor,
Aise hain yeh Yuva Sarkaar
Yeh hain hamare R3 Kumar!!! (Ramu, Rehman, Ratnam)
Ve-er Zaraa milte hain inse at 3:30 PM today!

For Fundoo Friday :) (Jan 2004)


Poems created in office

In my long tenure in GE or GECIS or Genpact, I, sometimes with the help of my team members, wrote a loooot of poems for various occasions. I thot why not keep them all at one place. So, here is the place!! Enjoy! :)