Ok....this poem was for the nomination of Functional Star WD and I had written it with the mix of bollywood songs that gives the picture of a WD's situation in our office :)
This was narrated by Omen who was Javabhai Toolswale in the Kavi Sammelan.
Mere paas aao mere doston ek kissa suno.....
Somvaar ka din tha, Khushnuma dopahar thi....
Naukri ki har site par mera CV uploaded the bas ek phone call ki intezaar thi!
Tabhi mobile ki ringtone baji....
Jhalak dhikhla ja, jhalak dikhla ja, ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaja....
Maine jhoom ke phone uthaya, aur sun ke ho gaye mere kaan khade...
Bina soche samjhe apni profile uthaaye hum Genpact mein programmer ki job ke liye daud pade!!
Gaadi ke redlight par rukne par side ki car se gaane ki aawaaz sun meri himmat aur badi....
Chal padi chal padi chal padi, teri toh chal padi........
Interview mein unhone Java aur JSP ke saare methods poochh daale....
Hum bhi poore tope the saare jawaab confidently de daale!
10 min ke interview aur 5 ghante ke intezaar ke baad unhone hamara result HR ko thamaya...
Aur 2 ghante baad HR ne jab appointment letter hamare haath mein pakdaya...
Toh na jaane kyon achaanak hi ek gaana hamare dimaag mein aaya....
Golmal hai bhai sab golmal hai.....
Do din ke NHO ke baad jab hamein kaam pe lagaya...
Toh JSP toh door hamein Java ka J bhi nazar nahin aaya!
Humne kaha beta tumne khoob ghumaaya....
Java, JSP pooch ke mujhe xml aur HTML pe kaam karaya!
Aise mein mujhe yahi gaana yaad aaya....
Kya se kya ho gaya, bewafaaaaaaaaaa........
Phir ek din jab hamare US ke programer dost ke phone aaya...
Toh usne kaha ki hum toh dot net aur struts ke blaster hain...
Yeh sun humne bhi seena chaudha kar ke kaha...
Ismein kya badi baat hai, hum bhi yahan CCP master hain!!
Ab use kya pata ki yeh yeh logic toh hamari bilkul hi waste hai...
Yeh CCP aur kuchh nahin Cut Copy Paste hai! :(
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